What is Bridesmoose?
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A busty chubby bride vacuum-sealed into a very shiny and cheap dress for the purpose of marrying some poor bastard - the final step in springing her
"What happened?? - the Rev says, "I now pronounce you man and wife" and then BOOM and there's scraps of maroon satin flying all over the place!" "It's your Bridesmoose, man! She blew up into a tittipotamus in record time! Keep her away from the buffet!"
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Dutch slang, derived from Papiamentu (Caribbean language),
litterary meaning: Your Mom's Cunt
Mostly used by gangsters (and/or)p..
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The act of putting giant blocks of cheese into ones asshole for a big hairy rodent to munch on dat ass hole while achieving orgasm.
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