Bridezilla

What is Bridezilla?


1.

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.

"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."

See crybaby, berserk, bitch slap

2.

noun. Formed from blending of the words bride and Godzilla (Japanese movie monster). Used to describe a woman whose behavior becomes outrageously bad in the course of planning for her wedding.

Joan, normally a pleasant person, became a real bridezilla whenever she spoke to the caterers.

3.

Bridezillas are a new breed of soon-to-wed women who abuse the idea that weddings are their "day." They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.

"please shut up about your fucking wedding, bridezilla."

See bride, family, wedding, godzilla

4.

A womanwho has become so possessed and obsessed with her wedding plans that she has merged into a hybrid events/catering/ambience driven monster. Stopping at nothing to create ‘her perfect day’.

'Bridget had seemingly gone from a rock and roll sturdy girl into a bridezilla of epic proportions'

See bride, woman, wedding, cake, dress

5.

The temporary (but potentially long-term) insanity that befalls brides-to-be, such as Elana of New York, who ordered $27,435.14 worth of flowers for her wedding, paid for it upfront using a cashier's check, and then turned around and sued her florist for $400,000 because the colors were a little off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but a bridezilla will sue, if her hydrangeas are of the wrong hue - especially if she is a lawyer.

See bride, wedding, flowers, florist, insanity, pastel, lawyer, frivolous

6.

A woman who thinks that all things related to her wedding MUST be controlled by her or by her direct designate (see bridesmaidzilla) because she is under the premise that the wedding is "her" day. In planning weddings, her attitude ranges from very difficult to impossible. Can be nasty, snippy, rude, belligerent, caustic, aggressive and demeaning when others get involved in planning "her" day.

She didn't understand why her friend couldn't sing her favorite song at the wedding, and made life miserable for the church music director! What a bridezilla!

See bride, church, wedding, bridezilla, music, bridesmaidzilla, groom, bachelorette

7.

2) When a bride to be is SO ugly, the engagement announcement in the newspaper is printed without a picture.

Marie: Why is the there no picture of Ger and Pas with their engagement announcement?

Nick: Because she's a bridezilla

See ugly, bride, bridezilla, wedding, engagement


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