What is Bridgend?
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1. A shithole of a town in Wales. Famed for a rash of teenage suicides. Now used to describe anywhere that is so depressing that you'd sooner kill yourself than live there.
2. A term to define an Emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely South Wales town.
1. I was so glad to get out of my first appartment - it was such a shit-tip that it made Bridgend look nice.
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Emo: "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance is all about me!
Normal person: Go pull a Bridgend you whiney emo-fuck!
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The place where you'll find Wales' No.1 Whore !!!
Yes, its the one and only.... Kerry Davies from Cefn Glas, in Bridgend. The biggest slut in Bridgend !
She's had more cock than i've had chinese takeaways !
Feel free to give her a ring on 07791145121
or call around to her new council house at : 3 Pant y Blodau, Pencoed, CF35 6LX.
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Gavin Henson comes from there abouts.
No wonder it's had so many suicides, their all dying of embarrasment about the fact.
He's a shit rugby player who's only famous for stupid hair cuts and shagging that manky Cardiff bird who takes all comers church!!!!
On a serious note though, I'd rather hang my self than live in Bridgend.
I have been out and drank in bridgend on numerous occasions and I am pleased to say I will never go again.
It is full of little chavs with no brains and single parent whores with multiple children from dozens of fathers.
South Wales single mom capital and benfits capital.
I'm Pregnant, Give me a Council house and my benefits please!!!
I broke down in bridgend once.
I had to wait hours for a tow as they were all out of rope!!!
I was hanging a round in bridgend.
It took the police 48 hrs to find me
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Touching of an erection from behind through the legs over the trouser fabric (similar in effect to a watford handshake)
"I was walking down the highstreet, next thing i know im getting a straight up bridgend from a total stranger"
"Im gunna tuck it behind meself so when we get on the train you can work your magic and do me a stonking brigend"
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1. The end of a bridge, where it meets the land.
2. A shit tip of a town in South Wales which has a habit of creating never ending housing estates. The town has a sensational night life, if you consider being surrounded by puking 14 year old and horny 40 year olds sensational.
1 Is that the bridgend?
2 Why would you want to go to Bridgend dear?
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The suicide capital of the
I'm depressed, I'm off to Bridgend, so long!
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a small south-wales town which has recently been referred to as "suicide-town" which people who live there (for example, ME) find a little bit harsh, especially as a lot of us have recently lost loved ones because of these numerous suicides.
not all people from bridgend are depressed, suicidal or
fair enough, it isn't exactly the nicest town in the world,
but they're not stupid people.
we have fairly good schools such as bryntirion and brynteg (which actually used to be one of the best schools in the south wales area and is responsibe for many well-known rugby players, one of which is
bridgend and it's surrounding area has a thriving rock music scene, and is home to many bands such as
they're probably not the best examples, seeing as i've just ranted about how we're not all suicidal.
personally, if i lived anywhere else, it wouldn't feel like home. bridgend will always be my home.
"coming to a gig in bridgend this weekend?"
"course i amm, didn't bryan adams and also fall out boy play there a while ago?"
"yeahh."
"ahh
sound , also, aren'tBFMV from there?"
"ayee, they're playing on the taste of chaos tour this year, alongside other famous bands such as
avenged sevenfold andatreyu ."
"wow, i wish i was from bridgend."
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