Bridget The Midget

What is Bridget The Midget?


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A longtime fixture and local celebrity of the garrison town of Wainwright. Often seen in its natural habitat of JD's Saloon, Bridget the Midget would often stumble under tables and deliver blowjobs to unsuspecting patrons. Something of a self propelled STD, Bridget could sometimes be found as the centre of attention in the shacks on Saturday nights (see gang bang). Anyone who was in the CF in the 1980s and 1990s will remember her "antics".

I remember seeing Bridget the Midget, remembering the stories, and shaking my head.

See std, vd, midget, gang bang, blowjob


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