What is Briggsy Beard?
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Facial hair grown by very spotty individuals. The Briggsy Beard serves the double purpose of partially concealing acne and avoiding shaving the tops off hideous pus-filled pimples. Most commonly grown by students and artists.
Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?
I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.
