What is Briggsy The Elephant Whisperer?
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Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.
What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?
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Random Words:
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The state of being your girlfriend's "bitch"
Dude, Todd's so pussy-licked that she got him to wash her dance shoes...
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A heinous and insipid bitch of Germanic root.
See also Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter is a vundercunt...
See cunt, bitch, hitler, slut..
