What is Briggsy The Undead?
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A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.
Fewer homeless people about these days.
Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.
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