What is Briggsy's Ethnic Cleansing?
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Name given to Briggsy's practice of visiting east Asian countries and buggering their adolescent boys to death. One eminent mathematician calculated that if Briggsy and his queer associates continued at the present rate of mortal buggery they would reduce the populations of Vietnam and Cambodia to 3 rickshaw factories and Gary Glitter within a decade.
No one knows how many teenage slit-eyes Briggsy's Ethnic Cleansing has sent to an early grave. Some commentators are calling it the second Vietnam war.
