Brightism

What is Brightism?

A tall tale told by an individual where 100% of the content is total poppycock.

I heard an awesome BRIGHTISM today. This guy at the gym said he unleashed a colony of centipedes in his house to take care of the spider problem.

See lie, deceit, fib, falsity, guile, hyperbole, myth, perjury, whopper

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