Brightism

What is Brightism?

A tall tale told by an individual where 100% of the content is total poppycock.

I heard an awesome BRIGHTISM today. This guy at the gym said he unleashed a colony of centipedes in his house to take care of the spider problem.

See lie, deceit, fib, falsity, guile, hyperbole, myth, perjury, whopper

On Tilts

1. Drunk to the point of tilted walking. You should have been there at the party last weekend bro. We had 3 kegs and a fully stocked bar...

Loons On Loon Tablets

1. people who laugh. a lot. "we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT" See karis..

Ya Shovel?

1. do you understand? im tired of bein a pimp, ya shovel? See ya dig..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Brightism Edit Meaning