Brighton

What is Brighton?


1.

One of my favourite places in the entire world. If your coming to the south Coast of England dont even bother visiting anywhere else. Vibrant city, quality restaurants and pubs, great clubs, one of the few places I dont feel paranoid walking about, like I'm about to get my head smashed in by some huge arrogant Lairy Stella drinking lad, as they all steer clear believing it to be 'full of fuckin queers innit'.

The reality is, whilst there is a high proportion of gays, (who incidently I have noticed never cause trouble, never brawl, never shout in the street and never litter) the place is actually crawling with local student beauties from the 3 major universities, and ladies from all round the country who come to escape the narrow-minded overtly hetrosexual, cultureless, burberry ridden, chav infested laddish shit holes like neighbouring portsmouth, bognor regis, southamptonand (further away) Essex and shop at the millions of different boutiques and shops, very many of which are set up by the resident gay community.

The only criticism is that the average cost of going out in the city of Brighton now rivals the cost of a night out in London. Although one night out in Brighton will make all future nights in London seem like a bit of a stitch up.

"OMG, I've never seen so many fit women in my entire life? Where are we? Are we in Heaven? Oh no, we're in Brighton.'

'We went for a slap up meal, drank some quality wine at this architechtually spectacular winebar, spotted hundreds of fitties on the way out, went to an amazing club, we could've only gone to one place.'

'Quick everyone: go to Brighton. It's one of the few places that isnt completely infested with chavvy twats.'

See awesome, heaven, fitties, girls, pubs, gay

2.

A town on the south coast of England that has recently been given city status. It is very popular with homosexuals. People from outside Brighton often believe everyone in or from Bighton is Gay or Lesbian. Usually this assumption is correct.

Hi, meet my friend Julian. He's from Brighton and he's gay.

3.

A small city in Southern England that is home to one of the world's rockiest beaches. Has an excellent mini-golf course for the public. It is also the end of the annual MINI COOPER rally from London.

Brighton is one of a few cities on the Southern coast of England along with Dover, Portsmouth, and Plymouth.

4.

The gay hub of England

Yeah brightons the gay hub of england DUHH

See brighton, gay, beach, sea, suck

5.

A Mostly Irish Working class neighborhood in the great city of Boston. It's residents are famed for their hatred of Newton and Brookline kids (Rock Throwing Anger). Some notable residents being underground rapper Mr. Lif. The Neighborhood sits on the southside of Allston.

Noid: Are You Illin'?

Guy: Yeah I'm Illin!!

Noid: We better bring this shit to Brighton then son.

See brighton, a-b, boston

6.

not only a cool English town but a KICK ASS SKI RESORT in Utah where the snowboarders dominate and the backcountry powder is the sickest. Good vibe, good people, good times. Now go somewhere else.

Please don't come to brighton, there is nothing to see here. Park City is so much better.

See snowboarding, utah, brighton, snow, skiing

7.

A term used to describe a homosexual due to Brighton being the Gay Capital of Europe. San Fran is also another example.

'Hes a bit of a Brighton'

'Oh Look. Its Brighton Nathan'

'I'm having a real brighton day'

See brighton, gay, homosexual, san fran, bum


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