What is Brighton Shuffle?
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When one of two sexual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back. The chosen defecator erforms a crab-like side to side shuffle while releasing feces as to provide full bodily coverage on thier sexual partner. The "Shuffle" became popular with day-trippers who visited Brighton during the late 1800's but has since fallen out of popularity due to the required leg strength needed to perform the shuffle properly.
If I perform one more Brighton Shuffle I will get a hernia.
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the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.
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Exactly what it sounds like.
"I'll spend the rest of my days scrotumbling."
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