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Telephone spelt incorrectly with an extra "l".
Martha: George, you wrote telelphone instead of telephone.
George: Mah bad...
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The dick equivalent of omnipotence.
God is omdickitent.
See omnipotent, dick, douche, god..
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Slurping a raw egg yolk out of a hairy/crusty asshole while you're high.
"Dude, I was having some serious Yolk Dreams last ni..