Bring Me The Device

What is Bring Me The Device?

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:

"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:

"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:

"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

See bring, me, the, device, wkuk, kids

Zigaboo

1. a black man that is triflin';was used as an insult "Like most zigaboos they are all in your business." 2. a black man ..

1. A fucked up dad that looks and touches his innocent children, and other younger girls. Daughter of the W: My dad was staring at my ass ..

Drain The Noodle

1. to urinate (used by a male) Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave." See pee, piss, take a leak..

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