What is Bring Me The Device?
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A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.
Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"
Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"
Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA!
BRING ME THE DEVICE !"
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