Bring Me The Device

What is Bring Me The Device?


1.

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:

"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:

"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:

"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

See bring, me, the, device, wkuk, kids


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