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A constipated jerk. Preferably one that is really mean.
Wake Waffe is a constijerk.
See constipated, jerk, idiot, freak, loser, butt, ..
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Meaning I´m serous. From SouthPark episode.
Always used in a humoristic way.
Nobody is gonna believe you didn't eat the cookies.
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