Brioche Edit Meaning

1.

n. A boring, french, muffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. Usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.

"Brian eats Brioches. He's such a croissant hater."

"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."

2.

(n.) Some damn fine pussy.

Dude, I chowed-down on some damn fine brioche this morning. Don't need no hollandaise on the eggs benedict! Just a bib cuz of all this fuckin' Glaze.