What is Brisbane?
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The capital of Queensland, Australia. It's as great as Sydney and Melbourne without the wankers!
Brisbane, beautiful one day, perfect the next!
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Probably one of the most improved cities in Australia since it's world-recognised "Country Town" Term used before the 1989 World Expo.
It is now an exciting and interesting place to live in,
As said by Lonely Planet:
"Brisbane has shucked its reputation as a backwater and emerged as one of the country's most progressive centres. It has several interesting districts, a good street cafe scene, a great riverside park, a busy cultural calendar and a thriving nightlife.
Known locally as Bris Vegas, the city is renowned for its sun and the brash, glitzy hordes that follow it, but it's also the arts capital of Queensland, with dozens of theatres, cinemas, concert halls, galleries and museums. A climate this good and culture too? It must be paradise.
It was its role as host to international events in the 80s, including the 1982 Commonwealth Games and Expo 88, that brought Brisbane out of its shell. It's the third-largest city in Australia and is fast becoming one of its most desirable places to live."
Population: 1.6 million
Increasingly becoming "The Place To Be"
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The capital city of Queensland. The best place in the world to live and work.
I was born and bred in Brisbane. It roxs my sox!
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The most livable city in the world... Is one of those cities where no matter how long you are there for, whatever the occasion (holidays, stop over, working holiday) or where you are from... it still feels like home!
Brisbane - 'Welcome Home'
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A very small town in the suburbs of San Francisco, California about two minutes away from Daly City. This town is full of white boys who a) think they are cholos, b) wish they were cholos, and c) give cholos a bad name. On the whole, there is only one sexy man, who is the only true cholo, even if he is a nino mimado.
Never date a guy from Brisbane.
"Hey, that white kid has a really squeaky voice, rides his scooter round town, says 'fuck' every three seconds, sags his pants, failed Spanish, and still attempts to speak it in a derogatory manner!"
"Wow, he must be from BRISBANE!"
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"Ay! Look at papi!"
"Yeah, the only one in BRISBANE."
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Most polluted city in Australia, yet the greatest
*Cough cough* Im dying..
Oh have another drink and sum beads
