What is Bristo?
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Always wears Fox Racing, Monster Energy, AlpineStars, or other MX or Snowcross apparel. Wears Oakleys, usually white Gas Cans, even when it is dark. Always has a dirt bike/ATV in the back of the truck even if it is seldom ridden. Usually a complete tool. Only shops at Bristo's.
Jacob Wolfe is a Bristo.
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The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.
"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina ..