Bristol Factor

What is Bristol Factor?

The scale used to rate shit in hardness

10-painful rock

1-sloppy joe

oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour

See sloppy joe, dump, pap

Jam Stick

1. 1. A tampon. 2. Nothing more than a tampon. Oh, I forgot to tell you, on our way to lunch I need to swing by the local Target and pick..

Eat Wood

1. When a skier hits a treewhile skiing. Example 1: Skier 1: Yo I caught an edge and ate wood at 40 mph! Skier 2: God dammit I hate you...

Visual Odor

1. Someone who looks as if he or she possess a definate and offensive smell, whether or not he or she actually does. The countless moles c..

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