Bristol Factor

What is Bristol Factor?

The scale used to rate shit in hardness

10-painful rock

1-sloppy joe

oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour

See sloppy joe, dump, pap

Lotionate

1. The act of putting on lotion Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate. See lotion..

Zafirah

1. A girl who likes to have wild monkey sex. Jane Goodwall is a Zafirah. See zafirah, zafu, zaf, monkeys, sex..

Nagasaki Teabag

1. The act of dipping ones scrotum into a mouth filled with pop rocks. Man: "incoming, here comes the Nagasaki Teabag!!" (the r..

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