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Slang for Breasts.
From the slang for Breasts: Melons, shortened to Mels then referenced to 80's Popstars Mel And Kim.
She had wi..
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the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning
Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the..
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A scar or road rashcaused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing ..