Brita Critter

What is Brita Critter?

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

See brita, water, tap water, brita filter, filter

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