British Brunch

What is British Brunch?

A sequence of sexual events in this order, 1. Anal sex (with a girl) 2. Oral sex (given by girl) 3. Girl then tries to make out with you. EWWW

"Yo this chick tried to british brunch me last night but i told her im allergic to my own shit."

Carte D'or

1. A slang name for the female genitalia i.e. vagina Gonnae shut your Carte D'or, yer causin a draft!..

Gorgeouscleversweetwomanofyourdreams

1. The essence of a woman in a single word. *More appropriate for dates, not so much interviews Joe: So.... describe yourself in one word..

Goatmaker

1. noun A man who's seed creates goats. Aww fuck off you goatmaker! See goat, moron, asshole, freakshow, maker..

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