British Pound Edit Meaning

1.

The Currency used in Britain. Pounds sterling. Made up pounds (£) and pence (p). There are 100 pennies to the pound. The actual currency (the coins and notes) go up in 1,2,5 up to £50 notes (apparently there are £100 notes but you never see them, and most shops wouldn't accept it cos they never see it so it could be faked). Most the money has a picture of the queen on, but you can also find darwin, adam smith, elgar etc.

1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1, £2, (that's all the coins).

£5, £10, £20 (that's the notes).

Definitely not monopoly money, because it is worth twice the dollar!

I bought a bottle of vodka for £5!

Apparently if you draw on the queen on the note, it counts as treason.

The British Pound as we know it was introduced in 1971

See money, britain, pound, pence, queen, england

2.

The act of neglecting to brush one's teeth for 1 week, then during sex whacking your partner's genitals with a cricket bat most unsuspectingly. Often results in sterility, which can sometimes be the initiating factor.

"So last night I wanted to try something new with Karen, but she had thoughts of her own"

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

"She gave me a British Pound. I peed blood for like a week, and my doctor just told me I can't ever have kids"

"How much for an abortion?"

"One British Pound, madam."

3.

The Currency used in Britain. Pounds sterling. Made up pounds (£) and pence (p). There are 100 pennies to the pound. The actual currency (the coins and notes) go up in 1,2,5 up to £50 notes (apparently there are £100 notes but you never see them, and most shops wouldn't accept it cos they never see it so it could be faked). Most the money has a picture of the queen on, but you can also find darwin, adam smith, elgar etc.

1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1, £2, (that's all the coins).

£5, £10, £20 (that's the notes).

Definitely not monopoly money, because it is worth twice the dollar!

I bought a bottle of vodka for £5!

Apparently if you draw on the queen on the note, it counts as treason.

The British Pound as we know it was introduced in 1971

See money, britain, pound, pence, queen, england

4.

When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions.

When Harry and ian were double teamining and swapped positions they screamed "Hail to the Queen" when they swapped ends

See hazard