Britney Speared

What is Britney Speared?


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noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.

Not to be confused with, Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

See schizophrenic, mental, delusional, touched, badugah


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