What is Britneyed?
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To shave one's head unexpectedly, whether it's by choice (a la Britney Spears) or otherwise.
Example 1:
Girl: Did you see Claire's hair, or lack thereof? She Britneyed it all off!
Example 2:
Frat boy 1: What the hell happened to my hair?
Frat boy 2: Dude, you got Britneyed while you were passed out.
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When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face..