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the act of defecating on someones laundry as revenge.(preferably clean and still in the washer.)
"my ex broke up with me, and told..
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To be in desperate need of a piss, normally when there isn't a toilet about.
I got on my bike today, and as soon as I pulled out o..
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The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.
"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"..