Brittain Toe

What is Brittain Toe?


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adjective.

pronounced: brit’-tan-toe or Bri'tain Toe

Used to describe any mammal -specifically humans- possessing a second toe (the toe next to the big toe) which is larger or extends beyond the length of the big toe itself.

Also known as "Second Big Toe"

Brittain Toe is a condition pertaining to the feet. It is most publically noticed on women by other women and men with a fetish for feet.

UMT/Urban Medical Term: Phalangenosis of the 2nd set.

(derived from Phalange Bones)

Brittain Toe can also be use as a compound word: brittaintoe

Sally’s friends laughed their asses off whenever she wore sandals, thanks to her long, crunchy brittain toe.

Conversation:

FRIEND 1: "Hey, that chick from the club was HOT!"

FRIEND 2: "Yea, she was HOT but..."

FRIEND 1: "BUT WHAT?"

FRIEND 2: "...But she had peek-a-boo shoes with brittaintoe!"

FRIEND 1: (*cringing*) "EWWWWW... NOT BRITTAINTOE!"

FRIEND 2: "Yea dude, it'll look like she's flipping me the bird under her sox!"


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