Brittani

What is Brittani?


1.

Alternate spelling of the name 'Brittany.' It is pronounced the exact same way; The 'i' at the end does NOT change the pronunciation at all.

That Brittani girl sure is super amazing!

See names, spelling, brittani, amazing, gorgeous

2.

A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:

- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,

- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,

- In love with Oprah,

- In love with a keithcake,

- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.

Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.

Brittani::: I secretly love you.

Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on slangdefine.

See brittani, brittany, straightedge, fat, skinny, mexican

3.

A hyper, twitchy, female. Located in Culpepper Virginia. Has no life and is on Myspace too much. Is very stylish, but has the body of a board. This attracts a lot of guys. She is an active participant in savage rape with her soulmate. You can point out a Brittani from 1,000 miles away.

"Look at that 2x4... Oh, wait, that's a Brittani"

See flatchested, ditzy, energetic, tharp

4.

A loser that has no friends. Often called a stupid chicken mcnugget. is a hoe and works on the corner. Also called bitchani. You can also find at boston market.

Ew did you see that bum, no that was a brittani.

See hoe, chicken, nasty, loser, bitch


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