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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: B..
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contraction for heck of a douche bag
jimmy is being such a heco'douche...he wont even let me use his stapler
See douche, bag, hec..
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A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shi..