What is Bro Ho?
1.
a girl between the age of fourteen and tewent. her hair color either being blond, or half blond (on top section on hair) and half black (on bottom section. too much mascara is worn and eyelashes look like hairy spider leggs. they enjoy applying their makeup on in an excessive fashion one of the more popular items of makeup used by bro hos is bronzer, bronzer is a golden powder used on the face to enhance color, bro ho's apply so much bronzer their faces look more of an orange color. the rest of their skin is an orange color as well, this is from excessive indoor tanning (a.k.a.:fake'n'bake)and also spray-on tanning methods. Bro ho's are commonley found wearing "trucker hats" (hats that have been made by surf companies that resembel the style of hat most truckers wear, but have been fashoned by the companies and sold extreamly overpriced to bros and bro ho's alike. they do not carry purses but instead carry mini backpacks. each of their ten fingers has some sort of ring on it, either being over-sized or over-priced. They like to wear oversized sweatpants with the elastics at the ankels cut off. most shoes owned by bro ho's are some kind of platform shoe (variations of three to six inches tall). instead of wearing a necklace bro ho's cut a piece of black ribbon and tie it around their necks like a choker. bro ho's drive lifted full size trucks that have custom rims and oversized tires all paid for by their fathers that spoil them to a fault. commonly use words such as: like, "oh my god", totally, "for sures", dude, bro,
duuuuuuuuuuuude jays takin that slutty ass bro ho with us to mike's party only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna get to hit that shit.
2.
The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, bro hoes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.
bro ho criteria:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
-has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (see:
-thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are always visible
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
"Check out that bro ho in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."
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3.
A teenage girl who is extremely obsessed with bronzer, lifted trucks, the desert, dirt bikes and quads, the hot guy they saw in Tilly's or Hanger 94 and calling themselves bro ho's
They are normally the life of the party and enjoy being slutty, such showing a leopard print thong
Obssesed with taking pics of themselves and their other bro friends
Also - the female variation of a Bro
Jane: OMG! i just saw a guy with a So-Cal shirt on...and he totally freakin lives in like San Jose, Ca...wat a poser..however his lifted F350 is pretty hotttt!
Destiny: Dude! U r such a freaking bro ho!
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4.
Girls that wear SRH skin socal mob inc. Metal Mulisha Famous short skirts and stuff that says hustler on it. They only
Bro Hoe-dood i did you go to Jays party last night? i got so fucked up off that smirnoff ice then i gave james head.
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5.
A Girl Who Usually Looks like the following:
-Dirty Blonde Hair
- Some Sort Of Skate, Surf, Snow Trucker Hat
- Unnecessarily Big Sunglasses (white framed)
- Some dumb shade of lip stick, and too much eyeliner
- A wife beater of various colors
- Either jeans or those dumb skirt things that are usuall way to short for their ugly, knobby legs.
- Low Top Converse
They can be seen hanging with those desert dudes that go out and ride dirt bikes every weekend. The Bro Ho has never been on a Dirtbike or Quad Herself. They pretend to like beer, and precede to get drunk with the fellas. They are ugly skanks. The End
That bro ho looks like a dude
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6.
a dirty skank who likes to give bro's (guys with big trucks and small penises) head and wears mini backpacks and has herpes.
That bro ho really needs to be kicked in the crotch.
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a bro ho is a girl version of a bro. they usually wear SoCal concidering most live in that area. such as 909, 760, 714, 951 area code. usualy wears anything zebra/ leopard along with hostility, tapout, SRH and metal mulisha, they love dirtbikes, atvs, quads, and sandrails. they usually ride or drive lifted trucks blasting any rock or rock rap fusion like kmk or kingspade. most bro hos hate this tag because of the word "ho" as a lot of them are not. ( although i will admit there are some skanky bro hos that slandered the bro world and gave them tags like these) they usually have half blonde on top and black on bottom of hair. they party a lot and chill. usually these girls are strikingly hot when they dont wear a lot of makeup
wow that chick on that dirtbike is a bro ho
youre such a bro ho
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