What is Bro Job?
1.
Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
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2.
v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.
Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"
Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
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3.
The act of one BRO giving another BRO oral pleasure.
*The agbro usually being the reciever in these types of bromantic activities.
Justin told me lastnight at Poison Girl, that Stacy gives the greatest BRO JOBS.
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4.
How an Asian says "blow job".
Hae Chung Wu: "Did she suck your dick rast night?"
Sai Oon Kim: "No, I didn't get no bro job."
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5.
When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.
tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!
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6.
A sexual act performed during Bro Rape.
ex.1: "It flattens out the Bro Job..." -Blow Job Girl
ex.2: "Hey Chad, let's go up to my room and listen to Jack Johnson while we drink Nati Ice and give eachother Bro Jobs!" -Bro Rapist
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7.
when a guy gets a blow job from another dude.
dude! that wasn't a woman.... you totally just got a bro job!!! homo.
