What is Bro Squat?
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When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
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someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche
(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.
See noob, douche, nooberdouche..