Bro Squat

What is Bro Squat?


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When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.

Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.

Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.

See bro, poop, squat, shit, metal


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