Bro Zone

What is Bro Zone?


1.

Colloquial terminology relating to a house that is populated by alumni of a fraternity where the occupants continue to live a lifestyle associated with fraternity life popularized by such movies as Animal House, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Revenge of the Nerds, PCU, and Old School. In contrast with other slang terms such as "bachelor pad" and "Baller", which have a positive connotation bordering on ostentatious, such houses are usually rented and tend to be in poor condition, as recent alumni generally lack the financial capabilities to invest in prime real estate.

Concluding my long day at work, I headed back to the Bro Zone hoping for a relaxing evening, only to find my roommates rippin' gravity bongs while watching porno on the big screen.

After going on a week-long bender at the Bro Zone, I checked myself into detox.

"Who's that donkey you were with last night?" "Oh just some skank I met at the Bro Zone last weekend."

See pad, crib, frat house, apartment, shithole

2.

It has been speculated that women do not endup in the friend zone as frequently as men. But where they may endup is in the Bro Zone.

Though some consider it a male version of the friend zone; it is widely accepted that the Bro Zone is worse for the poor women stuck in it.

In essence it is when a woman is crowned "one of the guys." She's considered to be part of the dude pack without the sexual tension. Men behave without restraint around the individual; not worrying about what the woman might think or wether they impress her or not. She is accepted and embraced into the pack as an equal. In short, "she's a dude."

Women may endup in the Bro Zone by any of the following: easy going, friendly, social, accepting but also obsession with sports, curses like a sailor, not too attractive, macholike characteristics, butch

Women with mostly male friends are more susceptible to have several Bro Zone's. Also, most women in the Bro Zone do have a love interest they fail to impress because of the Zone. They endup listening to their love interests' girlfriend problems and, at times, his sexual encounters. All culminating with him saying "you're such an awesome friend."

Lyndsey (Girl in Bro Zone)

Guy #1 - "Dude, you shoulda' seen what happened with my girl the other day!"

Guy #2 - "Shhh, you sure you want to say that around Lyndsey?!"

Guy #1 - "Yea man, it's cool, she's like one of the guys!"

See bro, zone, bro zone, friend, friend zone


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