What is Broadband Butt?
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(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.
Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.
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The act of taking your 4 fingers(excluding thumb), putting them together as one, and jabbing a person in your choice of their body part...
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to (masturbate)
"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"
See jerk off, spank the monkey, whack it, stroke it..
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To sit around all day, play video games and watch DVDs while getting a steady paycheck in the process.
I called into work today and did..
