What is Broadband Butt?
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(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.
Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.
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what you say when someone snitches your hat at a high school hockey game
frickenholya! someone just took my hat!..