What is Broasted?
1.
A commonly known cooking term mash-up used as another word for "high on weed". It's a combination between "broiled" and "roasted". Modifiers to this slang word are "char-broasted" or "crunk-broast-age" or some such nonsense that's fun for the whole family!
"Last night me and my buddies got broasted off some hydro. While we checked out Lil Jon's latest video, we were totally crazy like some true char-crunksters! Okay?! What?!"
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2.
To be zinged, dissed or in any way affronted unexpectedly by one of your brosefs.
"Did you see that guy get dropped while he was doing a kegstand?"
"Yeah man, he got totally broasted."
"I fucked your girlfriend."
"BROASTED!"
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3.
what happens to a person, specifically male, when they stay in tanning bed too long.
Bro no. 1: Hey man, how'd the body building competition go?
Bro no. 2: Good, but I spent too much time at L.A. Tan and got totally broasted. Yo, beer me the aloe vera.
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4.
When a bro is very intoxicated or really high or both.
"Dude we got so broasted last night at that hoes house"
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5.
1. to feel full after eating. This feeling is often accompanied by gas and/or indigestion.
2. a food that makes you broasted
1. I feel broasted!
2. The cafeteria is serving broasted nuggets again.
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