What is Brobst Before Hobst?
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an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.
me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.
brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.
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