What is Brocade?
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The intervention and blocking by brothers and/or guy friends when an ex, spouse, or another chick like her friend is either trying to cause issues with your current chick or a chick you are trying to pick up. Or if your chick shows up at a place she just shouldn't be.
Similar to a blockade...
When my future wife showed up at my bachelor party my friends and brothers formed a Brocade at the door and wouldn't let her in.
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A dude who digs other dudes. You know... in that way.
M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
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Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace. 
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