Broccoli Edit Meaning

1.

coined by vallejo based rapper E-40

slang for marijuana

i don't need no doctor

idon't need no shrink

all i need is broccoli

and a forty ounce to drink

smoking that broccoli now

See chico

2.

1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.

1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"

See Dagon

3.

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

See Adrian

4.

Term used mostly by online gamers to express their skill in a videogame.

*Gamer gets a headshot*

Gamer: Oooooh call me broccoli, CAUSE IM NASTY!

See cauliflower, vegetables, broccoli, nasty, green

5.

"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

See broccoli, devil, demon, food

6.

The natural laxative.

Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.

Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.

7.

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point, sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

See drunk, stoned, fucked up, just plain fucked, totalled, history, bye bye