Brocrasturbate

What is Brocrasturbate?

The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.

Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."

Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."

Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."

Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."

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