Brocrasturbate

What is Brocrasturbate?

The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.

Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."

Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."

Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."

Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."

See bro, masturbate, procrastinate, procrastination, lazy, masturbation, masturdate

Xplicit Glam Explicit Glam

1. hottest female around All that Isnt afraid to be herself, down for almost everthing, respectable, funny, caring and smart. Thats exp..

Pratz

1. Pratz is a hyperbole-like word, it exaggerates any previous statement. Raas, blad. Dat made me laff man pratz! See bare, alot, loads..

Ice-assisted Banter

1. The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Brocrasturbate Edit Meaning