What is Brocrasturbate?
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The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.
Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."
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Term of endearment for someone especially cute; usually spoken in exaggeratedly high-pitched sleepy voice.
"You can be a little sn..