What is Brodudes?
1.
The BROdudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies.
Not to be confused with "dude-bra."
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character.
BROdudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
These guys are total BROdudes!
(Box2 & Slammy are two *madeup* BROdudes at a party.)
Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."
Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"
(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)
Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..)
Slammy: "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"
Box2: "NO, BROOO!"
nonBROdude: "those BROdudes always cause drunken drama!"
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2.
The BROdudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies. See
Not to be confused with "dude-bra."
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
(Box2 & SLammy are two BROdudes at a party.)
Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."
Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"
(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)
Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..) "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"
Box2: "NO, BROOO!"
(the 2 BROdudes then commence the shit talking & leg pissing to mark their territory.)
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