Broffession

What is Broffession?

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

See brofessional, brostitute, broner, brotein

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