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When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.
Damn, the wife has really perfected..
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when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.
dude... you forgot ..
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Drinking large amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach.
J: "Dude, I've had 6 beers and I didn't eat dinner tonight."..