What is Brog?
1.
Slang for softdrink in some areas of Norway.
Skal vi stikke å kjøpe brog?
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2.
A character in the Zork adventure gaming series.
Brog is a particular Brogmoid, who was instrumental into the bringing of magic back to the Great Underground Empire. He was looking for a safe ground from the Inquisition when he crawled into the Totemizer, which dumped him in Hades. He was recruited by a former Frobozz Electric Perma-Suck Salesman who got him to find the Skull of Yoruk. The skull was one of the three magical artifacts the salesman used to bind all magical energies. The explosion on Flathead Mesa that resulted from this shattered Brog's totem, and he fell off of the cliff. Luckily, he survived.
Brog like rocks, mmmm rocks!
3.
a blog used solely as a platform for bragging
"Did you read Jamie's brog yesterday? He got voted valedictorian and prom king. Let's kill him."
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4.
Boobs Resting On Gut
Any chick with a gut that sticks out past her titties, usually found on top of a gunt.
Britney Spears got fat enough where her gut sticks out further than her floppy titties to create a Brog.
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5.
Brog, a character on the MMO, World of Warcraft that pwns even a level 60. Despite his level now, he still kicks ass at every aspect of the game. His dwarven brothers drink to his name, and to hear of his adventures.
Holy shit, there goes Brog.....
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6.
To brag about somebody or something on a blog. You can
"Hey John! Great presentation yesterday! I totally
brog ged about you this morning!"
"Hi Tara. Thanks for
brog ging on my post today! What can I say? I'm a born genius!"
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7.
A word I made up to impress my Mom. It means 'cabbage'. Now at mealtimes, we say...
"Pass the brog chowder, please!"