Brogurt

What is Brogurt?


1.

The ejaculate of a bro. Often found on the chest of other bro's.

"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"

"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"

"Yeah..."

"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"

See bro, semen, ejaculate, gay, load

2.

A brotha's ejaculate

Russ frequented the gay bars in africa, developing a keen and refined taste for brogurt.

See bro, yogurt, spunk, load, ejaculate

3.

Semen. Ejaculate. Skeet.

Tinks loves my brogurt.

See oral, sex, blow, job, blowgurt

4.

When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.

Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt!

Actually Adam, it was me.

Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.

See yogurt, friend, buddy, douchbag, theft

5.

When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.

Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt!

Actually Adam, it was me.

Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.

See yogurt, friend, buddy, douchbag, theft


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