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Any substance, commonly oil or saliva, used in erotic photos on the web to make the female appear "wet" and therefore sexually..
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.
That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we c..
