Broke Dick

What is Broke Dick?


A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

See John Smith


When an erection is bent too far and a blood vessel breaks in the penis causing a hematoma , pain , and loosing erection.

Playing torpedo the tuna boat in the hot tub gave me a broke dick.

See limp dick, impotence


A Navy term describing a sailor or piece of equipment that is not functioning properly...

1. Push that broke dick cannon overboard, its just added weight we don't need...

2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...

See broken, dysfunctional, tits up


Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak

"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"

See John


Someone who is lazy

Jose is such a Broke Dick. I do all the work while he sits on his lazy ass.

See lazy, shiftless, dead weight


"Broke Dick" refers to any noun that exemplifies the best traits of its specific class and flat out can't be beaten. Better than anybody or anything else. Most likely to have traits or come near the desired outcome.

She: "This is the best BBQ sauce I ever had."

He: "It's like a broke dick."

She: "A broke dick?"

He: "You can't beat it!"

She "Your love for me is like a broke dick."

He: "What do you mean?"

She: "You can't beat it!"

See synonyms, best, top, finest, greatest, worst


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