Broke Tissue

What is Broke Tissue?

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break tissue The act of wiping your butt with such force that you break the toilet paper and accidentally swipe your fingers across your anus causing fecal matter to get on your fingers or under your fingernails

Ooh dude, get your hand out of my face you smell like you broke tissue.

I went to scratch my nose and realized I'd broke tissue.

See toilet paper, doo doo, poop
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