Broke Tissue

What is Broke Tissue?


1.

break tissue The act of wiping your butt with such force that you break the toilet paper and accidentally swipe your fingers across your anus causing fecal matter to get on your fingers or under your fingernails

Ooh dude, get your hand out of my face you smell like you broke tissue.

I went to scratch my nose and realized I'd broke tissue.

See toilet paper, doo doo, poop


74

Random Words:

1. The worst possible job in the world is working for a motel hell. It is more enjoyable to pick the grain out of horse shit to bake bread ..
1. A two litre bottle of cider, Mainly strongbow. Person 1 : What you drinking tonight? Person 2 : Might just get a 2 bomb. Person 1 : S..
1. Defined by the Bungie game company as "someone who has mastered Marathon to its fullest", Marathon being a very old (in game t..