What is Brokeback Mountain?
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The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.
In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.
Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.
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What women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they're spending too much time with their best buddy. They could be "going fishing" or "going hunting" or "going to watch the game at Tim's house," but in each case, they are going off to hump their BFF. Your marraige/relationship is a sham.
Girlfriend: So I understand that you're going fishing again with your best friend Jack. Isn't this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
Boyfriend: Yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout.
Girlfriend: Sure, I bet you do. You never like to hang out with me anymore.
Boyfrined: Wha??
Girlfriend: Geez please don't tell me you're going all brokeback mountain on me. *cry*
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-The only movie where the good guys get it in the end!
-The first gay cowboy movie
1: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain
2: Nah brotha, if you were able to watch the whole thing, you gay
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A film loved by critics, who obviously failed to see how it is nearly identical to every love story ever told except for the fact that it was between two men.
Brokeback Mountain; a story of two people who fall in love and then the relationship is torn apart. same old crap done a million times before only deserving praise for the acting and several scene's impressive views.
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A movie that is raved about because it shows a relationship between two gay men which causes people to look past its unoriginality and tedium and convinces them that it's cutting edge and daring
Brokeback Mountain might be unoriginal and stupid but we'll look tolerant of homosexuals if we give it an oscar!! -the mindset that got this movie awards
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1.a word used to describe a dallas cowboys superbowl victory
2.a really game movie with really gay cowboys
dude that victory was a total brokeback mountain story
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1) An incredibly hot movie in which Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger have hoooooot sex. Yee haw!
2) The act of 2 gay cowboys falling deeply in love and having an extremely difficult relationship ending in tear-jerking tragedy.
3) The act of 2 ridiculously hot gay guys having sex with super awesome grunting noises.
1) Yamini: What a hot hot movie! God I love Heath Ledger! Mmm I want me some gay porn now.
2) Yamini: *sniff* Wow, what a beautiful movie...
3) Yamini: Oh my god Lauren, our math teachers are brokeback mountaining each other!
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