Brokedick Edit Meaning

1.

Military slang for an injured person who can't perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.

Bob twisted his ankle running, so now he'll be a brokedick for the next three weeks.

See malingerer, profile, broke dick, injury, casualty

2.

The only proper response to someone once horsecocked

see horsecock definition 3

Dagwood:"HORSECOCK!"

Stege: "BROKEDICK"

See jarvis, doorstop

3.

A extremely cheap person.

A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.

A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.

2 servers in random chat with eachother.

Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip

Server 2: What a brokedick!

Another example...

Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.

Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"

Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"

See scrubs, bums

4.

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)

Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.