Brokeman's Date

What is Brokeman's Date?


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-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.

Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*

Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"

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