Broken Crayon

What is Broken Crayon?


1.

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

See pooping, turd, crap, dookie, shit


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